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Justr put something on here so i know you've
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badger tickling
on your recommendation, yesterday i went looking
for some badgers.
when i found one i tickled it quite a lot and it
suddenly went: "giggle giggle goo". i was very
worried that the badger made this sound so i
walked slowly away....
THEND
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something very special (giggle)
PENIS!!
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hi
i bet your wondering who i am! (i am a person
you probably would never expect!)
heres a clue: I AM CHICKENBOY
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